On this the eve of my 27th birthday, I am old as fuck.
Last night you made me feel like a princess and whisked me off to the best hotel ever.
We cuddled in the softest bed in existence, had free drinks and snacks at the cafe here, and went across the street to Main Event.
You got me shitfaced wasted off a giant Kiltlifter, kicked my ass at pool, I kicked your ass at bowling, and we played games.
I won a donut.
I'm a happy girl.
Thank you so much honey, you make me feel like a queen.
Even if I am fucking old.
I love you forever,
Megan
